Funny SAMP shitz

Post all thurr funny samp shitz (quotes, pics, movies) here:

<@AskEcho> [9] [Ask]InFeRnO: Ima do dis sk8urrr -.- gonna own him just like walking through the park -.-
<@AskEcho> [2] [Ask]Sk8er: Ima do ur gf just by saying hello
=> owned <=


<@AskBot> [9] [Ask]iRaGe: Ima stick ur deagle up ur ass sideways sk8 -.-
look @ dis inferno all ragin 'nd shit XD

Base: 111 has been started.
[Ask]Plonkurr [5]: prepare to be done
[MOB]RasKas [2]: aight, do me hard

[Ask]Sk8er: ye, gotta keep it quiet before my sister goes crazy and starts beating me up
[MOB]Lenda: o.0
[MOB]Lenda: ur sister is older then you?
[MOB]Lenda: if yes, then im interested
[MOB]DoughBoy: xD
[MOB]Lenda: pics plox
[Ask]Sk8er: u don't wanna see
[Ask]Sk8er: I need 5 pics in a row to get her full on it
[MOB]Lenda: D:
[MOB]DoughBoy: hahahahahahahahahahah
[MOB]DoughBoyhahahahaha
[MOB]Lenda: ok nvm what i said

xDDD good times soyn all way's have me involved xD

<&[Ask]Sk8ur> a father who got his daughter 24 years locked in the house, he made 9 children with her and killed 1 of them
<@[Ask]SpartaBeer> noes
<@Sex_bomb_doedi> well, hes under judgement and will get what he deserves
<&[Ask]Sk8ur> ye he gots life imprisonnement
<&[Ask]Sk8ur> but wtf
<&[Ask]Sk8ur> why?
<&[Ask]Sk8ur> D!
<&[Ask]Sk8ur> sick dude
<@Sex_bomb_doedi> shit happends
<&[Ask]Sk8ur> like that CSS player who shot 17 kids
<&[Ask]Sk8ur> oO
<@Sex_bomb_doedi> some guys are brainfucked tho
<@[Ask]SpartaBeer> at his brain for doing this he may start fuking with teh prison walls-.-
<&[Ask]Sk8ur> xD
<@[Ask]SpartaBeer> what a tard
<&[Ask]Sk8ur> lmao
<&[Ask]Sk8ur> quote

ROFL xDDD

-[Ask]Sk8er: I need 5 pics in a row to get her full on it
lal dis made me laugh xD

haha n1 xD

@css

noa, nip, sk, mousesports, mtw, unstable, ftw !

[21:52] <@[MOB]vinnie> whurrs mah hoe at :'(
[21:52] <+j0ny> HE DED
[21:52] <@[MOB]vinnie> shhh cholo kant
[21:55] <@[MOB]DoughBoy> hahah
[21:56] <@[MOB]DoughBoy> if u were hangin from a cliff bout to die... n hoe saw a bowl full of good shit
[21:56] <@[MOB]DoughBoy> hed fakn let u fall :BBBBBB
[21:56] <@[MOB]vinnie> XD,bet hes havin a bowl nao

rofl!!!

fuck i never laughed so much b4 lol hahahaha

[23:39] <@[Ask]InF> Doughboy are you there soyn ???
[23:39] <@[Ask]InF> look @ dis dough all afk and shitz pffffffffffffffffft
[23:44] <%[MOB]vinnie> XD
[23:46] <%[MOB]vinnie> nergin passed out
[23:46] <@[Ask]InF> fakin he out for teh count soyn -.-
[23:46] <%[MOB]vinnie>
[23:46] <@[Ask]InF> i wanted to ask him if he had done da new TUTS sig
[23:47] <%[MOB]vinnie> prob not
[23:47] <@[Ask]InF> i bet cha finch's voice virginity he hasn't
[23:47] <@[Ask]InF> -.-
[23:47] <%[MOB]vinnie> XD
[23:48] <@[Ask]InF> haha xD

[23] <+[Ask]InF> ASK URSELF THIS QUESTION!! "WHO IS UR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO"
[23] <+[Ask]InF> xD
[23] <@[MOB]vinnie> XD
[23] <@[MOB]vinnie> make it ur quote
[23] <@[MOB]vinnie> dats awesum
[23] <+[Ask]InF> haha xD
[23] <~finch> DO U HAVE SWELLING IN ONE OR BOTH OF YOUR BREASTS?
[23] <@[MOB]vinnie> both
[23] <+[Ask]InF> haha o.0 both got a problem wid dat son ?
[23] <@[MOB]vinnie> its dat gerg fella ¬¬_
[23] <+[Ask]InF> pffft -.- xD
[23] <+[Ask]InF> brb coffee time -.-
[23] <@[MOB]DoughBoy> coffee -.-
[23] <@[MOB]DoughBoy> go to sleep bettur soyn -.-
[23] <@[MOB]vinnie> dis ComaBoy still up
[23] <+[Ask]InF> i will after dis coffee -.-
[23] <@[MOB]DoughBoy> i dont like coffee at night
[23] <@[MOB]DoughBoy> i fuck several cups at morning only
[23] <@[MOB]DoughBoy> with some cugs ¬_¬
[23] <@[MOB]vinnie> i dont like u at night either but wat can i do ¬¬_
[23] <@[MOB]DoughBoy> hah XD
[23] <@[MOB]DoughBoy> look soyn ¬_¬...
[23] <@[MOB]vinnie> dis fakur is a royght hoodlum aight mayte ¬(¬
[23] <@[MOB]DoughBoy> shh lad ¬_¬
[23] <@[MOB]vinnie> shh kant
[23] <@[MOB]DoughBoy> or ima fry u up with baked beans ¬_¬
[23] <@[MOB]vinnie> pfft plox
[23] <@[MOB]vinnie> green peas gonna pwn joo

Lol at Finch .... Random foeker

* How to get accepted in SAE?
Do you have a life?
No.
ACCEPTED

ROFL

lmfao man...

lulz sk8 xD

LOOL dont forget:ur a fakn fat ass that thinks hes a spartan n cries evrytime he gets killed?Then u have the right or being leader of SAE.Fakun fake spartanz that flame evry1 in their range roofl

hehe Sk8ers writting Uncovered

lul on msn

haha were is my come back ??? XD

[22:18] <@[Ask]InF> Doughboy i got some news !!!!!!!! XD
[22:18] <@[Ask]InF> u no tht ACI Martyn ??
[22:19] <@[Ask]InF> he in jail -.- wat a foo
[22:19] <@[Ask]InF> XD
[22:19] <%[MOB]vinnie> LMFAO
[22:19] <%[MOB]vinnie> he seemed like a total twat anyway
[22:19] <@[Ask]InF> yuh
[22:19] <%[MOB]vinnie> fakn scumbag
[22:19] <@[Ask]InF> XD
[22:19] <@[Ask]InF> i bet he is cause he got a kid and a wife at 17 or 18
[22:20] <%[MOB]vinnie> luyl illegal sex
[22:20] <%[MOB]DoughBoy> lol inferno?
[22:20] <%hoe> ye ye tacomuncher
[22:20] <%[MOB]vinnie> XD
[22:20] <@[Ask]InF> i bet he is one of them scumbag's who live in a fucked up esate in a shitty council flat XD
[22:20] <@[Ask]InF> lul
[22:20] <%[MOB]DoughBoy> tacos > u
[22:21] <%hoe> i shit on ur tacos
[22:21] <@[Ask]InF> ROFL XD
[22:21] <%[MOB]DoughBoy> tacos > u
[22:21] <@[Ask]InF> doughboy said they taste nicer with your shit on em
[22:21] <%hoe> i know that he loves my shit
[22:22] <%[MOB]DoughBoy> id rather eat goyg's shit ¬_¬
[22:22] <%[MOB]DoughBoy> full of curries n shit ¬_¬ that hindu
[22:22] <@[Ask]InF> let me try ya weed hoe ¬_¬
[22:22] <@[Ask]InF> xDDD
[22:22] <@[Ask]InF> LMAO

curries FTW

Martyn really in jail ...? :O

Rofl probably the police realised what kind of guy he is...fakn weirdo...18 yrs old,a wife,a child n he plays samp lmao this is either a big lie or hes really a naughty pleb

<@Sex_bomb_doedi> alt + f4 ftw
<%Freak_> Oo
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<@Sex_bomb_doedi> lol
<@Sex_bomb_doedi> XD
<&[Ask]Sk8er> LOL
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<&[Ask]Sk8er> haha dis diino
<&[Ask]Sk8er> XD
<@[Ask]Mazine> Sk8
<@Sex_bomb_doedi> ahahaha

LMFAO xP

Diino owned again xD